Wriggling Piece of Plywood
Hey there, pal! How are you doing for batteries? Need a fresh coat of paint?

yougotthatrightpal:

bluebadgerbitches:

yougotthatrightpal:

bluebadgerbitches:

DOO DOO DOO DO DOO

…DAD…DY—!

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[ The Blue Badger makes a few gurgling sounds before moving about. ]

PAINT…PAINT…! THE BLUE BADGER…LOVES…NEW PAINT!

Okay. Same colors or new ones? We could try a new shade of blue if you’d like that.

DOO DOO DOO DO DOO

THE BADGER…LIKES HIS PAINT…A LOT! CAN WE…KEEP IT?

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You want it kept with you after we touch you up? I guess that’s okay.

DOO DOO DOO DO DOO

YA…Y! THE BADGER WILL TAKE GOOD CARE…OF DADD-Y’S PAINT…!

Hey there, pal! How are you doing for batteries? Need a fresh coat of paint?

yougotthatrightpal:

bluebadgerbitches:

DOO DOO DOO DO DOO

…DAD…DY—!

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[ The Blue Badger makes a few gurgling sounds before moving about. ]

PAINT…PAINT…! THE BLUE BADGER…LOVES…NEW PAINT!

Okay. Same colors or new ones? We could try a new shade of blue if you’d like that.

DOO DOO DOO DO DOO

THE BADGER…LIKES HIS PAINT…A LOT! CAN WE…KEEP IT?

mapopp:

What am I doing with my life? (Not studying for finals.)

This should hold us off while we wait for 1800’s Japanifornia to be localized.

stopshowingmeevidence:

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I am quite happy with my current situation, thank you.

DOO DOO DOO DO DOO

I’LL BE WAITING THEN

bluebadgerbitches:

DOO DOO DOO DO DOO

THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN MR. WRIGHT AND THE BLUE BADGER

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musical-swag:

Baracuda - Put Your Ass Up In The Air

Tata Young - Sexy, Naughty, Bitchy Me
3,427 plays

I pick all my skirts to be a little too sexy
Just like all my thoughts they always get a bit naughty
When I’m out with my girls I always play a bit bitchy
Can’t change the way I am, sexy, naughty, bitchy me

stopshowingmeevidence:

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Why in the world would I agree to this?

DOO DOO DOO DO DOO

THE BLUE BADGER CAN BE A GENEROUS LOVER IF GIVEN THE OPPORTUNITY

Bubba Sparxxx, Mr. Collipark & Ying Yang Twins - Ms. New Booty
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stopshowingmeevidence:

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Needless to say, it won’t be happening.

DOO DOO DOO—

IS IT BECAUSE I AM NOT A HUMAN? I CAN BE HUMAN IF YOU WANT.