its been a while since ive made a horrible pun like an hour maybe
this is it. this is the greatest thing i will contribute to this fandom.
embarrassed thena courtesy of tumblr’s shitty gif maker.
why study for finals when i can study space boys
Scout had to crane his neck to see past the badger’s swaying, “Yeah. Stories are great! Can learn a lot from-” he stopped mid-sentence to switch sides so he could see where he was going, “-listenin’ ta them.”
"Who’s Mr. Wright? He a friend of your’s?"
[ The Badger nodded and let out a giggle ]
HE IS…A LAW-YER… ONE OF THE…BEST!
[ It stopped swaying as it let out a sigh of admiration ]
LOTS OF…MUR..—DER! AND JU-ST-ICE..!
[ The mascot looked back at Scout as far as its neck would allow ]
YOU WOULD…REALLY…LIKE HIM!
DOO DOO DOO DO DOO
SOMEONE HAS THE RIGHT IDEA
FOR AN INANIMATE OBJECT WITH NO FINGERS
THE BLUE BADGER HAS MADE 5000 POSTS IN HUMAN NUMBERS